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PET ROCKS ARE GOOD FOR...                                                      

What ever peaked my interest with a pet rock rock in the first place. 

It all started one day when the grandchildren asked me what they could give to one of their parents for a present since they did not have any money to spend.

My reply was that is not so tough since I did not have much money growing up and had to think of ways to deal with this same issue as a child also.

So first of all we had to come up with an idea for a present. 

Now I am a tickler for people getting involved in making their own gifts and not expecting someone else to make it and hand it to you for all the credit.

We thought and thought about this

As a grandparent making pet rocks with my grandchildren was a great experience.

 

Here are some unique benefits
of Pet Rocks….

  •   You can enjoy Pet Rocks all your life.

  •   Pet Rocks are beautiful and always in good shape.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t bark at you when you are slow in the head.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t mind waiting for you in the jewelry box.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t demand things to be done “their way”.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t object when you have additional ones.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t suffer from childhood neurosis.

  •   Pet Rocks come on and off whenever it pleases you.

  •   Pet Rocks don’t invent stupid jokes about women

  •   Pet Rocks don’t have smelly feet

  •   You don’t have to wash dirty socks and pants for Pet Rocks.

  •   You don’t have to dndure any clever talk from Pet Rocks.

  •   Pet Rocks are always hard!

  •   Pet Rocks are always ready to please.

  •   You can have more than a 100 Pet Rocks in a life time and not feel guilty.

  •   You don’t have to share them with Astrids, Christines, Cornelias, Moiras…

  •   Pet Rocks don’t care about your age or looks.

  •   You don’t need to be wet to enjoy their sparkle!

  •   Pet Rocks don’t grow hair all over themselves like apes.

  •   Pet Rocks never yell at you.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t sa your carpets.

  •   Pet rocks never leave dirty dishes in the sink.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t hog the covers.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t borrow your favorite shoes.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t ever beg at the table for your dinner.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t complain when you’re in a crabby mood.

  •   Pet Rocks never stay out all night.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t ever make long distance phone calls.

  •   Pet Rocks never leave “the seat” up.

  •   Pet Rocks are always brilliant.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t read your email.

  •   Pet Rocks won’t force you to watch wrestling or the WWF!

  •   Pet Rocks won’t ever call you a “Candy Ass”!

  •   Pet Rocks won’t take you to the WWF/WCW/NHL/NFL etc on your anniversary.

  •  Pet Rocks won’t grow up and quit college on you.

  •  Pet Rocks will never embarrass you with bad table manners…

  •  Pet Rocks won’t call you collect.

  •  Pet Rocks can be used for therapy.

 

  



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