Elder Clothing

ELDER CLOTHING

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“ELDER CLOTHES”
MCj04061240000[1] My Aunt Jean who will be 92 fragile years old this year dislocated a little bone in her foot while down on her knee’s cleaning out her closet. So, with me being her favorite nephew, having the desire to help the elderly, along with having an over active mind, I managed to come up with two great ideas.

#1 Idea: Purchase a foam knee pad as shown above. Light weight, easy to store, and inexpensive.

#2 Idea: Maybe I needed to design a new line of elderly clothing.

The clothing could be all made out of recycled bubble wrap.

· If you are older it cushions the joints when kneeling.

· A bubble hat would reduce head injuries.

· Clothing prevents bumping bruises when you run into the bed or wall.

· I bet it would prevent breaking hips because when you fell the bubble wrap would cushion the tushen.

· Shoes would put the bounce back into your walk.

· You could pull your hat down or pull your scarf up over your eyes and see better with the reflective bubbles.

· You could shape the bubble wrap so you had a perfect figure.

· Elderly woman would not need any more boob lifts or buttock adjustments, just inflate bubbles.

· You could never drown.

· You could sleep anywhere since the bubbles would act like a bed.

I will have to work on some different colors for the bubble wrap besides the normal clear color. Why?

Because I would not want a bunch of elderly people walking around nude with clear bubble wrap clothing.

Since it is recycled material the cost will fit into any fixed income brackets.

You could be one of my models

At your age you could become a star and famous overnight. So you better hurry.

Are you with me on this one?